Accident Insurance Claims

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The following are real accident summaries filled out by policy holders on Insurance Forms:

"A truck backed through my windshield and into my wife's face."

"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."

"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."

"As I approached the intersection a stop sign appeared where no stop sign
had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident."

"Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I
don't have."

"For 7 broken ribs: "Husband was hugging me. Hugged too hard.""

"For a broken leg: "Running away from husband when I fell down the stairs.
(Only fooling around)" I bet you were, lady.

"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."

"I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and
headed over the embankment."

"I saw a truly moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof
of my car."

"I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head
through it."

"I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found
that I had a fractured skull."

"I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal
joint gave way causing me to have an accident."

"I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the
road when I struck him."

"I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch
by some stray cows."

"In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."

"My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle."

"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve several times before I
hit him."

"The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a
big mouth."

"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions."

"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him."

"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car ahead of me,
I struck the pedestrian."

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