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Did you hear about the blond who had a hysterectomy so she'd stop having grandchildren?

Did you hear about the blond who was two hours late getting home because the escalator got stuck?

Did you hear about the blond who stayed up all night studying for her urine test?

Did you hear about the blond prostitute who didn't vote?
She didn't care who got in.

Did you hear about the blonde who thought a sanitary belt was a drink from a clean glass?

Did you hear about the blonde who only smelled good on the rightside? She didn't know where to buy left guard.

Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.

Did you hear about the blonde who lost her mind? She worked in a whorehouse for 6 years and then found out the other girls got paid!

Did you hear about the pregnant blonde who went to the grocery store because she heard they had free delivery.

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