Cowboy with big boots

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A lady goes into a bar in Texas and sees a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He has the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asks the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet.

The cowboy grins and says, "Sure is, little lady. Why don't you come out to the ranch and let me prove it to you?"

The woman wants to find out for herself, so she spends the night with him.

The next morning she hands him a $100 bill.

Blushing, he says, "Well thanks, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Nobody ever paid me for my services before."

"Don't be flattered," she replies. "Take the money and buy boots that fit."

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