Ass Face

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A married couple is in a terrible accident that leaves the man's face severely burned. The hubby is too skinny to donate any of his own skin, so his wife offers some of hers. The most suitable is harvested from her buttocks.

The husband and wife agree to tell no one of the skin source, and request the doctor honour their secret.

The surgery complete, everyone is astounded upon seeing the man's new face. He's more handsome than ever before. One day, he is alone with his wife and is overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.

"Dear, thank you so much," he says. "How can I possibly repay you?"

"My darling," she replies. "I get all the thanks I need, every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

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