Red Neck Driver

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REDNECK DRIVERS LICENSE APPLICATION

Last name: ________________


(Check appropriate box) First name:


[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue


Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right


Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress [_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician


Spouse's Name: __________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
Lover's Name: __________________________
2nd Lover's Name: __________________________
Relationship with spouse: [_] Sister [_] Aunt [_] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Son [_] Father [_] Daughter [_] Cousin [_] Pet


Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___


Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________
(If not sure, leave blank)


Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)


Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)


Vehicles you own and where you keep them:


___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks


Firearms you own and where you keep them:


____ truck ____ kitchen ____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ shed


Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_


Do you have a gun rack? [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:


Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:


[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest [_] Rifle and Shotgun


___ Number of times you've seen a UFO =


___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO


How often do you bathe: [_] Weekly [_] Monthly [_] Not Applicable


How many teeth? ___ Color of teeth: [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow [_] Brown [_] Black [_] N/A


Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: =

[_] Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?


[_] 1 mile [_] 2 miles [_] don't know

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