Technology for Country Folk...

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Technology for Country Folk...


1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.


2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.


3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.


4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.


5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.


6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.


7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.


8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.


9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.


10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.


11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.


12. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.


13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.


14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.


15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.


16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.


17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.


18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.


19. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.


20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.


21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.


22. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine


23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"


24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.


25. MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.

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