The First Lady

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The President and the first lady are in the front row at a Yankees game.

The row behind them is taken up with Secret Service agents, one of whom leans over and whispers something into the President's ear.

As soon as he finishes, the President grabs his wife and heaves her over the railing. She falls 10 feet to the top of the dugout, kicking and screaming obscenities.

The Secret Service agent leans over again and whispers,

"Mr. President, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!"

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