Sex Jokes
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Stuttering Problem
A guy walks into his doctor's office and says, "Ddddoc, I've bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III'm tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???" ...Read More
The bride tells her husband
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. P ...Read MorePoor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He or ...Read MoreGirls night out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home the ...Read MoreWhy is my weiner dog standing up?
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A lady approaches her priest and tells him "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." ...Read MoreHalloween Party
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a d ...Read More
Pumping Dad Up
A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom a ...Read MoreGenie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, b ...Read MoreBuying Condoms
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. ...Read More
Drilling a Hole for the Halo
A lady dies and goes to heaven. She arrives at the pearly gates and is greeted by Saint Peter. There are a few people waiting, so she strikes up a con ...Read MoreLittle Johnny... Snakes and Bushes
Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub. He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, "A bush." T ...Read MoreLittle Johnny... The Birds and the Bees
Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears. Confu ...Read MoreLittle Johnny Dishes The Dirt
Little Johnny came home early from school and started calling his mother with no answer. He finally went up stairs and saw the bedroom door was open a ...Read MoreDad Talking to Dumbest Lady
Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The ...Read MoreSpiders in a Texas garden
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stoppe ...Read MoreBabe-raham Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Go ...Read More
Barbie
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Chris ...Read MoreMy Dog Named Sex
Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Lassie. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his ...Read MoreMommy & "Uncle" Frank
It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the ...Read MoreThe chastity belt
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend - "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women i ...Read More
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