Christmas Jokes
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Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She ...Read MoreTail-Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop said to the kid, "Ni ...Read MoreTen things to say about gifts you don't like
10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit. 9. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me ...Read MoreA parent
'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house I searched for the tools to hand to my spouse. Instructions were studied and we were ins ...Read MoreTwenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2. While he's in the h ...Read MoreEnter the Pearly Gates
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present som ...Read MoreDid Santa Give You That Present?
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Ni ...Read MoreSigns You Have Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad. 3. You hear a duck quacking and it's you. ...Read MoreRudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said ...Read MoreOn the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
December 14, 2003 Dearest Dave, I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. This was a delightful gift! I co ...Read MorePolitically Correct Santa
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to " ...Read MoreA Microsoft Christmas
NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from San ...Read MoreChristmas Jokes for Kids
Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elf-abet! Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas? A: "I don't like sprouts" ! Q: If athletes ge ...Read MoreSanta and the FAA Inspector
Santa Claus, upon trudging out to his sleigh for his annual night freight trip around the world, was surprised to find a guy with a shotgun standing n ...Read MoreThe new southern santa
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated. Please read the following carefully. I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I ...Read More
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