Computer Jokes
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Computer Matchmaker
A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: "I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports, and enjoys group activit ...Read MoreComputer vs Cars
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), ...Read MoreComputer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer ...Read MoreHonesty on the Internet
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Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particul ...Read MoreAn Ode to Spelling Checkers
I have a spelling checker It came with my PC. It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye can knot see. Eye ran this poem threw it. Your s ...Read MoreBill Gates & St. Peter
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter. "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm n ...Read MoreNerds are in Season
A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, spots a good place to stop for a beer. As he approaches the bar, and sees a big sign on ...Read MoreComputer class fun
For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other. A few minutes into the c ...Read MoreDon
An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong. Customer: "I brought my Windows disks ...Read MoreProblems printing yellow
I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve ...Read MoreMicrosoft tech drafted
One of Microsoft Network's finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction ...Read MoreNot another virus
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes" delete it immediately. Do not open it! It will not only erase everything on your h ...Read MoreHistory of the Internet
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com, did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a ...Read More
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