Dirty Jokes

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  • Playing with a Train   

    A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train st ...Read More
  • Cornflakes   

    Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had been using extremely bad language and not to come to school. The ...Read More
  • Headaches   

    Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and l ...Read More
  • The Eel   

    Little Johnny was only 12-years-old. He had been hearing a lot about courting from the older boys, so he asked his mother what and how it was done. ...Read More
  • Some Golf Accident   

    A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly to ...Read More
  • Pickle Slicer   

    Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terri ...Read More
  • They Are In the Shower   

    A salesman rang the doorbell, and little Johnny answered. The salesman asked if his father was home. Johnny said, "Yes." The salesman said, "W ...Read More
  • Don't Speak   

    Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains, he has to smear Vaselin ...Read More
  • Construction Worker on 3rd Floor   

    There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, ...Read More
  • Blowjob   

    A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together. When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, "Sweet ...Read More
  • Don't Disgrace your Family   

    There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let m ...Read More
  • Playing In the Closet   

    Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week. Johnny said, "Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing in ...Read More
  • Neighborhood Report   

    Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the ...Read More
  • Do You Know What I am Doing?   

    A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at her, and all his professionalism went out the window. He immedia ...Read More
  • Will You Marry Me   

    The President of Chase Manhattan Bank decides he should take a vacation/business trip. Since the president has heard how much fun Taipei is, he decide ...Read More
  • Build Like a Baby   

    A man and a woman had been dating for about a year, and their relationship was getting serious. The man proposed marriage, and she accepted. However, ...Read More
  • Blind Man In a Restaurant   

    A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, ...Read More
  • Electric Sex   

    Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. Sitting at a cafe, the little old man says, ...Read More
  • The Widow   

    Peter decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Peter's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught ...Read More
  • The Mailman's Last Day   

    It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arr ...Read More
  • Dam Fish   

    There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and asked why h ...Read More
  • Train Departure   

    A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son ...Read More
  • Fruit-Picking   

    Three men were lost in the forest and later captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. T ...Read More
  • Washcloth   

    There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother what the ...Read More
  • Voodoo Dick   

    There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get he ...Read More
  • Sex With the Nun   

    A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, ...Read More



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