Gas Price Jokes

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• Funny High Gas Price Jokes : One-liners   

  My wife wanted to go somewhere expensive for our anniversary, so I took her down the street to the Sunoco station. I have my car towed to work bec ...Read More

• Regular or Premium   

  When the family car developed a slight knock, the wife asked her husband if he had bought regular or premium gas, but he couldn't remember. "You p ...Read More

• Gas price comparison   

  People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have always thought that gas was a good value (especially if you were ...Read More

• The High Price of Gas   

  Q: What happens after the government takes 35 percent of your paycheck? A: The gas station takes the rest! Q: What does OPEC now stand for? A: ...Read More

• Need Gas? We take credit cards...   

  There was a sign at the gas station that said, 'We take Visa, Mastercard, Discover Card, and American Express.' Its true! After I filled up they t ...Read More

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