Working in the garden

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A prisoner in jail received a letter from his wife:

"I have decided to plant some lettuce in the backyard. But I will need to dig up the sod to make a plot for the garden. When is the best time to do this?"

The prisioner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied in a letter:

"Dear Wife, whatever you do, DO NOT touch the back garden! That is where I hid all the gold."

A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:

"You wouldn't believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up the whole back yard."

The prisoner wrote another letter:

"Dear wife, NOW is the best time to make the garden and plant the lettuce!"

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