Questions and Answers about Politics
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Poli' means 'many' in Latin and 'tics' mean 'bloodsucking creatures'.
How can you tell when a politician is lying? His lips are moving.
Why do politicians envy ventriloquists? Because they can lie without moving their lips.
What do you call a politician who swears to tell the truth? A liar.
What do you call a democrat that sleeps around? A breeding-heart liberal.
If con is the opposite of pro then what is the opposite of progress.
How can you tell when a politician is lying? His lips are moving.
Why do politicians envy ventriloquists? Because they can lie without moving their lips.
What do you call a politician who swears to tell the truth? A liar.
What do you call a democrat that sleeps around? A breeding-heart liberal.
If con is the opposite of pro then what is the opposite of progress.
