The Goat
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Three guys were walking in the forest and came across a big hole in the path.
To find out how deep the hole was, they threw some rocks in it, but didn't hear them hit the bottom.
One guy says "I saw a log back there lets get that and throw it in."
So they do it.
A moment later, an old farmer comes walking up the path and says
"Have you seen my goat here?"
The third guy replies "I saw one jump down in that hole."
The farmer replies "That couldn't have been my goat. He was tied to a log."
To find out how deep the hole was, they threw some rocks in it, but didn't hear them hit the bottom.
One guy says "I saw a log back there lets get that and throw it in."
So they do it.
A moment later, an old farmer comes walking up the path and says
"Have you seen my goat here?"
The third guy replies "I saw one jump down in that hole."
The farmer replies "That couldn't have been my goat. He was tied to a log."