Three Bulls
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Three bulls, one large, one medium, and one small, were standing in the pasture and had just heard that the farmer had just bought a new, larger bull.
The largest of the three said, "Well, he ain't getting any of my cows."
The medium bull said, "He ain't getting none of my cows either."
The little bull said, "Well, if he ain't getting any of yours, then he ain't getting any of mine either."
Two days later, a semi pulls into the yard, and they unload the new bull.
He's big and pissed off from having been cooped up for the long journey.
When the three bulls see him, the biggest bull says, "He can have my cows."
The medium bull says, "He can have my cows too."
The smallest bull starts pawing the ground, snorting and bellowing.
"What's wrong with you?" the other two ask.
"I'm just showing him I ain't a cow!"
The largest of the three said, "Well, he ain't getting any of my cows."
The medium bull said, "He ain't getting none of my cows either."
The little bull said, "Well, if he ain't getting any of yours, then he ain't getting any of mine either."
Two days later, a semi pulls into the yard, and they unload the new bull.
He's big and pissed off from having been cooped up for the long journey.
When the three bulls see him, the biggest bull says, "He can have my cows."
The medium bull says, "He can have my cows too."
The smallest bull starts pawing the ground, snorting and bellowing.
"What's wrong with you?" the other two ask.
"I'm just showing him I ain't a cow!"
