Medical Jokes

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  • A new miracle doctor   

    A new miracle doctor was in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed with what he can do. Everyone except for Mr. Smith, the ...Read More
  • Circumcision   

    Two five year old boys are sitting in a hospital waiting room. One leans over to the other and says, "What are you in here for?" The other says, "C ...Read More
  • Crazy Patients   

    A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending ...Read More
  • Labour Pains   

    A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transf ...Read More
  • Mental Release   

    A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he might be released. The head ...Read More
  • Do You Have The Time   

    A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting. Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell i ...Read More
  • Negotiations   

    Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe ...Read More
  • Migraine Cure   

    A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient ...Read More
  • The Faith Healer   

    Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. "I want a baby more than anything in the world," ...Read More
  • Mix Up at the Hospital   

    This guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete sex change. All of the doctors and nurses had ...Read More
  • All Out of Anaesthetic   

    A dentist ran out of anaesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled. He gave the nurse a very large needle, instructing her ...Read More
  • Need Samples   

    An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I n ...Read More
  • Give it to me Straight Doctor   

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  • You Need a Prescription   

    A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?" "To kill my husband." "I can ...Read More
  • Overheard At The Hospital   

    Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What ...Read More
  • Patient with no Patience   

  • Cough cure   

    John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Bob, the owner, had abo ...Read More



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