Medical Jokes
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A new miracle doctor
A new miracle doctor was in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed with what he can do. Everyone except for Mr. Smith, the ...Read More
Circumcision
Two five year old boys are sitting in a hospital waiting room. One leans over to the other and says, "What are you in here for?" The other says, "C ...Read MoreCrazy Patients
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending ...Read More
Labour Pains
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transf ...Read More
Mental Release
A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he might be released. The head ...Read MoreDo You Have The Time
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting. Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell i ...Read More
Negotiations
Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe ...Read MoreMigraine Cure
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient ...Read MoreThe Faith Healer
Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. "I want a baby more than anything in the world," ...Read MoreMix Up at the Hospital
This guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete sex change. All of the doctors and nurses had ...Read More
All Out of Anaesthetic
A dentist ran out of anaesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled. He gave the nurse a very large needle, instructing her ...Read MoreNeed Samples
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I n ...Read MoreGive it to me Straight Doctor
...Read MoreYou Need a Prescription
A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?" "To kill my husband." "I can ...Read MoreOverheard At The Hospital
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What ...Read MorePatient with no Patience
A WOMAN, CALLING A LOCAL HOSPITAL, SAID, "HELLO, I'D LIKE TO TALK TO THE PERSON WHO GIVES THE INFORMATION REGARDING YOUR PATIENTS. I'D LIKE TO FIN ...Read MoreCough cure
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Bob, the owner, had abo ...Read More
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