Pilot Jokes

List of Pilot Jokes ...

Bad Landing
The airline had a policy that required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a - 'Thanks for flying ...Read More
First Things First
A jumbo jet is just coming into the Tampa Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final ...Read More
Turbulence Troubles
A plane was flying through turbulence. Some of the passengers became alarmed at how much the wings were bending in the rough air and one of the flight ...Read More
Lost and Confused Pilot
A pilot called in and said he was unsure of his position but he had a town in sight. Since we didn't have him on radar, the controller told him to des ...Read More
Nervous flyers
On a small commuter flight one sunny day, the captain was told his passengers were nervous about being on a "small airplane." He decided to take acti ...Read More
Heaven and Pilots
Then there's the pilot who dies and goes to heaven; while waiting to check in he notices a large twin coming in high-and-hot to a nearby landing strip ...Read More
Pilots are pretty high on themselves
What's the difference between God and pilots? God doesn't think he's a pilot. ...Read More
Blind pilots
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. ...Read More