Pilot Jokes

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  • Bad Landing   

    The airline had a policy that required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a - 'Thanks for flying ...Read More
  • First Things First   

    A jumbo jet is just coming into the Tampa Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final ...Read More
  • Turbulence Troubles   

    A plane was flying through turbulence. Some of the passengers became alarmed at how much the wings were bending in the rough air and one of the flight ...Read More
  • Lost and Confused Pilot   

    A pilot called in and said he was unsure of his position but he had a town in sight. Since we didn't have him on radar, the controller told him to des ...Read More
  • Nervous flyers   

    On a small commuter flight one sunny day, the captain was told his passengers were nervous about being on a "small airplane." He decided to take acti ...Read More
  • Heaven and Pilots   

    Then there's the pilot who dies and goes to heaven; while waiting to check in he notices a large twin coming in high-and-hot to a nearby landing strip ...Read More
  • Pilots are pretty high on themselves   

    What's the difference between God and pilots? God doesn't think he's a pilot. ...Read More
  • Blind pilots   

    One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. ...Read More



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