Political Jokes

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• Canadian Politics   

  Q: What are the two main political parties in Canada? A: Moose and Squirrel ...Read More

• Aliens Attack!   

  The President was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself ...Read More

• Purchasing new brains   

  A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center ...Read More

• What day is that day?   

  My four year old and I were discussing holidays, and I asked him, "What is the day which comes after Halloween when you have turkey?" My husband qu ...Read More

• The difference between Republicans & Democrats   

  A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business ...Read More

• Helping the United States of America   

  One night, Barack Obama was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. Obama saw him and asked, "George, what is the best thing I could ...Read More

• Asking the Wizard of Oz   

  President Bush, Dan Quayle, Ross Perot, and Bill Clinton all traveled together to see the Wizard of Oz. Upon arrival, they were brought to see him. ...Read More

• A Republican Banker Meets His Destiny   

  A factory worker, a fervent Democrat dressed in overalls, sat down to have his lunch in a park across from his office. Then he noticed a very dist ...Read More

• The Haircut   

  One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, ...Read More

• The Genie   

  Barack Obama, Sarah Palin and Joe Biden were trapped on a desert island with no hope of rescue. Meanwhile Obama found a magic lamp and rubbed it ...Read More

• The President Meets Little Johnny   

  Little Johnny is at it again... The President was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discus ...Read More

• The First Lady   

  The President and the first lady are in the front row at a Yankees game. The row behind them is taken up with Secret Service agents, one of whom le ...Read More

• They Saved Obama   

  Four boys were fishing. As their boat rounded a point on the lake, they saw a man thrashing in the water. With no hesitation, they jumped into the ...Read More

• The President and Native Americans   

  It was election time, so Barack Obama decided to go out to the local reservation to gather support from the Native Americans. They were all assemb ...Read More

• Questions and Answers about Politics   

  Poli' means 'many' in Latin and 'tics' mean 'bloodsucking creatures'. How can you tell when a politician is lying? His lips are moving. Why do p ...Read More

• Survivor, Texas-Style   

  Network TV is reported to be developing a Texas version of "Survivor," the popular TV show. Contestants must travel from Amarillo through Fort Wort ...Read More

• A Bus Load of Politicians Crashes   

  A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The ol ...Read More

• Tragedy   

  President Bill Clinton is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the classes (4th grade I believe). They are in the middle of a disc ...Read More

• Summer Vacation   

  It is near the end of the school year, and the teacher has already turned in her grades. There is really not much to do. All the kids are restless bec ...Read More

• Comparisons   

  An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for w ...Read More

• Barack Obama -vs- An Intelligent Little Girl   

  Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights ...Read More

• Automatic radio   

  A lady bought a new $100,000 Mercedes and proudly drove it off the showroom floor to take home. Halfway home, she attempted to change radio stations a ...Read More

• Paying the Bills   

  President Bush looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approaching him. "What is it?" sighs the president. "It ...Read More

• Clinton and the Beer Cans   

  Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, ?There's one thing I want you to know. There's a box under my bed and I don't want you t ...Read More

• Capitol Parrot   

  One day while at the White House, the maid was cleaning the Oval Office's bird cage -- but, while she was doing it, the parrot flew out the window. Th ...Read More

• Bush, Einstein and Picasso   

  When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn't let him in until he proved his identity. Einstein scribbled out a couple ...Read More

• Bush, Cheney, and the Buck   

  Bush and Cheney went hunting, killed a giant buck, and were dragging it by the legs back to their car, when they were approached by a seasoned old hun ...Read More

• Bush   

  One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked th ...Read More

• Bush   

  A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of puppies one morning. George Bush was on his morning run, accompanied by some Secret Service workers. Dubya ...Read More

• Bush Visits a Nursing Home   

  President George W. Bush decides it is time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home. The President begins his "tour" dow ...Read More

• Bush Fans   

  There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans. Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to ...Read More

• Bush and Cheney Lunch   

  Bush and Cheney are at a restaurant for lunch. The waitress comes over and asks what they will be having. Bush says, "I'll have a quickie." Th ...Read More

• Bin Laden vs Custer   

  What do Osama bin Laden and Custer have in common? They both wondered where all those tomahawks were coming from. ...Read More

• Bill Gates and General Motors   

  Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. "If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few d ...Read More

• Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...   

  Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear. ...Read More

• Arkansas Fried Chicken   

  What do you get when you order a 'Hillary Clinton' at KFC? Two breasts and a left wing. ...Read More

• Aliens Attack   

  President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain hi ...Read More

• Al Gore   

  Why did Al Gore get a belly ring? Because George Bush had a Dick Cheney. ...Read More

• A setback in Iraqi-American relations   

  Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three butt ...Read More

• A Lawyer and A Politician   

  What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton. ...Read More

• CNN Late Breaking News! It has been ...   

  CNN Late Breaking News! It has been reported that Osama bin Laden was captured this morning at 4:22 AM Pacific Standard Time by U.S. Special Force ...Read More

• Attack of the American Women   

  One day Saddam Hussein was walking in the desert and he stubbed his toe on some hard object. He bent over to pick it up and a Genie popped out. "Oh ...Read More

• Osama and Bush Have a Dog Fight   

  Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have 5 ...Read More

• 5 presidents are on a plane   

  Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton. George Washington says, "I wil ...Read More

• The President   

  Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering. "What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquire ...Read More

• Monica   

  The Boston Globe reported today that Monica Lewinsky, depressed after the media comments about her figure, and wanting a new image, reported to a plas ...Read More

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