Sports Jokes

List of Sports Jokes ...

A Fisherman's Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off ...Read More
10 things in golf that sound dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I ca ...Read More
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the heck she is. 2. The only reason I would ...Read More
Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The guide told her, "This is our number one sport." The horrified w ...Read More
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler "overs!" before the ball passes the arrows, you get to throw the ball over, unless of course, you get ...Read More
Wayne Gretzky
Wayne Gretzky was asked whether the Canadian Hockey Team would win a gold medal at the winter olympics. He was quick to respond to the question, "J ...Read More
Between 6:30 and 6:45
Four guys who worked together always golfed as a group at 7:00 a.m. on Sunday. Unfortunately, one of them got transferred out of town and they were ta ...Read More
Bubba and Tiny Go on Probation
Two football players, Bubba and Tiny, were taking an important exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in th ...Read More
Tee Shot
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. ...Read More
Aggie Accident
There was an Aggie, Longhorn, and a Red Raider who were out hunting. The Aggie brought back a big buck. ''How did you get that?'' they all asked. ...Read More
Yankee Fans
Two Yankees fans are on a train up to Boston to watch their team play the Red Sox. They start making fun of a couple of Red Sox supporters who only ha ...Read More
Diver Meets Guy Underwater
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever. ...Read More
Red Sox Humor
Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red Sox-Yankees playoff series, when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes. An inspection revealed ...Read More
Baseball Heaven?
Baseball Heaven? Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day. Abe t ...Read More
Golf Genie
A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her sh ...Read More
Golf Fatality
A guy goes golfing with his girlfriend. As he tees off, she steps into ladies' teebox and gets hit in the head with his drive. She is pronounced D.O.A ...Read More
Scotsman at a baseball game
A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....Run!" The next batter connects ...Read More
Football player test
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you f ...Read More