Irish Jokes

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• Celtic Mortality   

  What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk. ...Read More

• Fishing   

  The warden catches Seamus leaving the vicinity of the reservoir with a bucket of fish. "Aha! I've caught you poachin' fish red-handed," says the w ...Read More

• Need the Mens Room   

  Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the enormity of everything. Having drunk a pint or two on the flight over, he s ...Read More

• Can an Irishman Drink?   

  An American walks into an Irish pub and says, "I'll give anyone $100 if they can drink 10 Guinness's in 10 minutes." Most people just ignore the ...Read More

• Irish Astronauts   

  Donncha and MacArthur are preparing to be blasted into space and have just left the mission briefing when one turns to the other and says, 'Mac, where ...Read More

• Two Irish Mothers   

  Two Irish mothers, Kate and Lorna were talking about their sons. Kate says, 'My Patrick is such a saint. He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn ...Read More

• Ventriloquist   

  A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in Davy Byrne's pub in Grafton Street, Dublin, when, O'Leary, an irate Irishman stands up shouting, 'You're mak ...Read More

• Friendly to Irish   

  Mick and Paddy were walking in Covent Garden in London. It was their first week in the capital and they were a bit naive. 'Lord above Paddy, this ...Read More

• Job Interview   

  While being interviewed for a job, the personnel manager said to the Maguire brothers: 'We're going to give you a written examination. Ten questio ...Read More

• Brains   

  An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were reading a newspaper article about which nationalities' brains were for sale for transplant purposes. ...Read More

• Alcoholic Insect   

  Three men walk into a bar: a Frenchman, an Italian and an Irishman. Each orders one beer. Three flys fly into the bar and one fly lands in each man's ...Read More

• tower to pilot   

  Traffic controller: British Airways what is your hight and position. British Airways: My height is 1000 feet and I'm 300 feet north from the airpo ...Read More

• Irish man   

  An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. ...Read More

• He is extremely drunk   

  Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he ...Read More

• Did you know...   

  An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. ...Read More

• Hard Working Irish   

  A passerby watched two Irishmen in a park. One was digging holes and the other was immediately filling them in again. "Tell me," said the passerby, "W ...Read More

• Leprechaun and the Nun   

  Two leprechauns went to the convent and begged an audience with the mother superior. "Well, how can I help you little people?" asked mother superi ...Read More

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